This past week, Patrick and Michelle were out of the office, leaving the daunting responsibility of taking care of “business as usual” to the two newbies and one-year seasoned Content Creator.
Things might have gotten…a little out of hand (reasonably) in their absence. In light of everything that was going on, though, I think we did a pretty good job keeping our composure. Don’t worry about the desk fire, it only singed the monitors enough to maybe require a new Mac (that’s definitely not the blue screen of death) and I bet the –tasteful– graffiti will come off with some Windex (at least it’s relevant, let’s be thankful for the small things).
Honestly, the trash can fire was the least of our worries, we were more nervous about Kyle’s little man-ponytail catching on fire ( he was actually the most productive before his caffeine crash). Believe it or not, Shane tried his hardest to extinguish the flames, but the smoke got to his head and he got a little confused. He only managed to light one piece of paper on fire (definitely not the one that fell in the trashcan).
Meanwhile, I tried my hardest trying to keep up with the phone calls, emails, and paperwork, but most replies consisted of “idk k?” and “omg just call michelle.” Everyone seemed pretty happy with my answers, no one called back (:
All in all, we’re pretty satisfied with how this past week went. Patrick and Michelle should go ahead and start planning their next vacation! Welcome back!!
–Shane, Kyle, & Sara
P.S. We don’t know how the homeless guy snuck in, I swear Shane locked the door after lunch.